The Federal Socialist Republic of Osea 767 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Premier Eric Ruhle with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 32.225 billion Oseans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serovskaya. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Osean economy, worth a remarkable 7,166 trillion Roubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,399 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison visits increase substantially during election years, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, and the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osea 767's national animal is the Yaroslavian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Osea 767 is ranked 277,876^th in the world and 86^th in Greater Dienstad for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.48 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.